the premise of tsats and solangelo in general

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in the TikTok robot lady voice

Loading cum into my penis like a musket?TikTok TTS Lady

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.

the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.

Let me stress: Collapsing reblogs would turn tumblr into a completely different site.

A massive chunk of our site culture - arguably our entire site culture itself - is based on the collaborative nature of posts. The fact that many posts are chains of relevant additions or Bits done by multiple people is the appeal. This is not an “outdated format” or an inconvenience, it is a core function.

Also I can’t help but suspect that this partial walkback is misleading. Okay, so we still get to have a chronological dashboard, but are we going to be allowed to keep it as our default tab? Because new accounts sure fucking can’t set as such.

two waist-up coloured sketch illustrations of the characters roy mustang and riza hawkeye from the fullmetal alchemist series. they are both in blue military uniforms. roy looks off the left with a signature smug smile on his face, accented by a dimple, while his right hand is up to adjust his shirt collar. riza, beside him, looks off to the right, her hands held neatly behind her back, with a neutral and alert expression on her face.ALT
a simple three-panel comic of roy and riza. panel 1: riza cups roy's face, startling him suddenly in the middle of a task. she stares at him intently, thinking, "round face...", while roy stares back in surprise. panel 2: roy leans in closer while riza is still holding his face and staring blankly, half in curiosity and half in some brazen hopefulness encouraged by their close positions. panel 3: drawn in diminutive chibi style, riza simply starts kneading roy's face gently, baffling him.ALT
two thigh-up coloured sketch illustrations of roy and riza. roy wears a black high-neck t-shirt and shoulder gun holsters, along with black versions of his ignition gloves, while riza wears a white dress shirt with roy's long black coat draped over her shoulders. on the right is a small three-panel comic about the style swap. panel 1: riza remarks, "as expected sir, your coat is very well-made and comfortable-"; concurrently, roy says, "as expected, of course i have the physique for this outfit as well-" panel 2: both stop short as they stare at each other, processing what the other said. panel 3: both of them, enthused for slightly different reasons, exclaim at the same time, "i won't mind if you want to keep wearing it!!"ALT
on the left is another three-panel comic. panel 1: riza, facing the viewer, says "my... ideal type...?" with a quizzical expression (as if repeating a question asked by an offscreen interviewer). panel 2: somewhat unsure but seemingly giving it some thought, riza replies, "i... suppose i'm partial to dark hair and dark eyes... a handsome, sturdy build... someone with intelligent instincts, a fiery will, and a kind soul..." to the right of the panel, roy suddenly slides in in profile on his chair, hands clasped in thought, although clearly eavesdropping. panel 3: a thought bubble above a satisfied riza shows she was thinking of her black shiba inu dog, black hayate. roy, still in the background of the panel, obviously doesn't know this, and preens smugly thinking she was describing him. to the right is a thigh-up illustration of the both of them with kemonomimi designs. roy has black rounded big-cat-esque ears and a long tail, and stands with an almost overbearingly smug expression next to riza, leaning close enough to bump her shoulder into his chest. riza stands upright, with big pointed wolf ears and a sandy-coloured tail. she holds her hands behind her back, somewhat pleasedly tolerating his presence.ALT

recently watched this fresh hot new anime called fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood for the first time and i absolutely loved it! also these two made me deeply unwell (positive)

I've worked at big software companies long enough to know how this would play out as a bug. Users report the issue. Engineers think oh thats a simple fix. However this is Google so it's likely these tickets are triaged in a way that someone like a project manager has visibility into it before deciding to dedicate time into it.

the project manager asks "is this a bug, though?" not because of homophobia but because they want to know how many users experience this as being an incorrect suggestion vs a valid suggestion. so they call the data scientists in and run some queries, and lo and behold because there's more straight couples in the world of course the data shows this is only affecting a very small amount of users. this is working fine for most users.

but the engineers and other stakeholders point out why this isnt as simple as what the data days and it's more of a UX thing. call the project managers in for whoever's in charge of like, grammar analysis and not just the system that flags it. an epic is created in jira. meetings are scheduled. don't forget experts in other languages

five weeks later you're running an A/B test on not correcting users when they write "his husband" to see if DAUs drop when your grammar suggestion engine considers that gay people can be married

how can people not like cats. they literally have little paws

being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

“We’re in danger of losing what the entire second wave of feminism, what the entire second wave of women’s liberation was built on, and that was ‘Biology is not destiny’. ‘One is not born a woman,’ Simone de Beauvoir said, ‘one becomes one’. Now there’s some place where transsexual women and other women intersect. Biological determinism has been used for centuries as a weapon against women, in order to justify a second-class and oppressed status. How on Earth, then, are you going to pick up the weapon of biological determinism and use it to liberate yourself? It’s a reactionary tool.”

seravph:

being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past ‘dresses are for women and pants are for men.’ i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we’ve made

— Quote by Leslie Feinberg, from TransSisters: The Journal of Transsexual Feminism, issue 7, volume 1. 1995.

So, they found the wreckage of the oceangate sub. That window at the front of the sub that they advertised as being the biggest one of all the deep sea submersibles? The one that was only certified to 1,300 metres, even though they were planning on repeatedly going to depths of nearly 4,000 metres?

Yeah, well, it failed (wow what a shock. not) and there was a "catastrophic implosion," and the guys on board are dead. Like, instantly dead.

Details are scarce at present, but the wreck has been found less than 500 metres from the wreck of the titanic, and I suspect that the implosion happened during the descent and was what caused the loss of contact (that the ship on the surface then took 8 hours to report).

And honestly???? I feel like that's the kindest possible outcome for the men in question. I personally would choose an instantaneous death rather than spending over three days in a metal coffin at the bottom of the ocean waiting for the oxygen to run out, squashed into the space with 4 other people who are all panicking and defecating and urinating and vomiting in the tiny space with me.

Apparently the submersible split in two, by the way. Just like the Titanic itself. The submersible that was called the Titan. So the Titan and the Titanic are now both resting at the bottom of the ocean, both split in two, and five more souls have been claimed by those waters. Do you think we might stop sending people down to look at the wreckage now, or nah?

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oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

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